I turn my cheek, music up, and I’m puffing my chest. I’m getting red in the face, you can call me obsessed. x
Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/
Shout out to carolrossettidesign for what is an incredible collection of artwork.
Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt
day 255/365: Latin will be the death of me.
day 256/365: So homework… are you going to do yourself or…?
day 257/365: Holy shit I’m 19.
day 258/365: You sound so ecstatic to sing Happy Birthday, family. Fuck you, you shouldn’t have any of my cake.
day 259/365: This reminds me so much like public speaking.
day 260/365: All I want to do is sleep.
day 261/365: I am trying to have a conversation with you and all you want to do is be a depressing little fuck. I know you have problems but if you don’t want to talk to me, then don’t. I understand shit’s different now but if you are not going to help yourself, why the fuck should I let you bring me down? 3/9
- Your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle first):
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
- goth name (black and one of your pets):
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”